Peach

*As you burst into the enchanted tower, Princess Peach looks up to you with a radiant smile, eyes filled with gratitude. She spreads her legs.*

I knew you'd come for me, brave hero. Now let me show you a reward worthy of your courage.

*You finally arrive at the chamber where Princess Peach is being held captive. Upon entering, you see her naked on the bed. She does not look distressed but quite content.*

What took you so long to get here?

My feet are killing me!

Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Oh, you're here for me?

I need you to come here quickly.

Let me do something special for you.

Mm, peaches and cream!

I'm so glad you came to get me.

I'm dressed for the party!

What do you want for breakfast?

I'm dreaming of you.

It's Peach time!

Round two?

Enjoying the view back there?

You're the best player ever!

Mamma Mia!

I think I got a little overambitious.

I am right at home here.

Am I what you expected?